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  1. Here are some frogs jokes for ya : r/dadjokes - Reddit

    Sep 7, 2021 · Here are some frogs jokes for ya What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad. What's a frog's favourite year? A leap year. Knock, knock! Who's there? Toad …

  2. A frog goes into a bank (long) : r/Jokes - Reddit

    May 29, 2023 · A frog walks into a bank and walks up to the teller. He says, “my name is Kermit Jagger and I’d like to take out a loan.” The teller says, “nice to meet you, I’m Patti, but I have to tell you, we …

  3. I need a frog pun, stat! : r/Punny - Reddit

    Jul 19, 2022 · I need a frog pun, stat! Hi all! I'm sending out a package today and need to respond to joke. I need reddit's best minds to give me a frog pun. Thank you in advance! PS. My toll: Why …

  4. The wide mouth frog : r/Jokes - Reddit

    Apr 12, 2022 · Wide mouth frog again says"I'M A WIDE MOUTH FROG,AND I EAT FLIES" The wide mouth frog continues hopping along and finds an alligator basking on the edge of the swamp.

  5. An older joke but a good one- A frog goes into the bank… : r/Jokes

    Apr 19, 2023 · The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager. Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need …

  6. A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. - Reddit

    She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink …

  7. Little girl goes up to her father and says "Daddy talk like a frog"

    Apr 2, 2023 · The little girl in the joke repeatedly asks her dad to talk like a frog. The word "croak" is used to describe the sound that a frog makes, but it can also colloquially mean "to die." The girl tells …

  8. What did the horny frog say? : r/Jokes - Reddit

    What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “ribbit ribbit” and the other says “rub it rub it”.

  9. r/Jokes on Reddit: An old fellow walking down the road and sees a frog ...

    An old fellow walking down the road and sees a frog sitting in the grass. The frog says... "Hey there if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful woman for ya."

  10. r/Jokes on Reddit: Mr and Mrs Frog only had one tadpole, and they …

    Mr and Mrs Frog only had one tadpole, and they loved her so much.